What Does Sarah Palin have that I don't?

I saw the advertisement for the "Sarah Palin" show the other day and some celebrity was tromping around through the Alaskan Bush falling over logs and falling into holes and Sarah Palin stood there with her trusty gun and the beauty of Alaska behind her.  I asked myself "What does Sarah Palin have that I don't have, besides tv cameras following her all over which constitutes her own tv show?"  Whew that was a long sentence!!
Ok let us analyze this:

     #1:  I have a gun. Which I think is ok because we have the right to bear
arms.  I never use it though as I don't hunt.  Looks good over the fireplace though!!
     #2:  I have kids.....five of them living.  I lost a son, 36 years old,
a few years ago.  I always thought I knew what pain was until then.  I had no clue how bad a heart could hurt and how bad a soul could feel with a hole in it!!!  Sarah Palin hasn't felt that and I pray she never will.
     #3:  I have grandchildren.  16 grandsons and 3 granddaughters  (#20 on the way in May!!)  I have Sarah out numbered on that one!
     #4:  I have a dysfuctional family!  Don't we all in some ways?
     #5:  I say what I think about politics but no one hands me a microphone!
     #6:  I don't have a nanny....never needed one....raised 6 children on my
own and mostly without child support.
     #7:  I am not rich and more than that I don't pretend to be!  I'm just me.
Don't own a big house or go to the salon on a near daily basis (last time I was at one of those was over 4 months ago and it does show!)
     #8:  I don't have the perfect life but I would much much prefer my life to a life like hers.  I'll pray for her.